[英語短笑話]I have sex with female.

  某男,粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。

該男思之久已,毅然下筆:“Once a week“。

簽證官觀後暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?“

男急釋曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”